Monthly Archives: May 2011

Remember That Time I Tried to Become a Phone Sex Operator?

My life is not going in the direction I had planned and I’m starting to notice that starving artist may not have been the best career choice~ I never thought about the fact that they actually starved.
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*BEST DATING PROFILE IN THE WHOLE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE WORLD!*

I can take no credit for the following, but this was *AWESOME!* Please stick it out (despite the atrocious grammar) and read the whoooooooooooooole thing . . . Then let me know what your favorite part was!: Sorry I have … Continue reading

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WHAT IT TAKES TO ACCEPT YOUR DATING PURPOSE!

I went through a bad breakup a couple years ago after having been trapped in a heinous two-year relationship with a guy I detested. I was miserable for a little while (like an idiot), then suddenly I woke up! I was single … Continue reading

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RESURRECTED BAD DATE, CIRCA 2007!

Say, did any of you ever do that thing where you go out on a date with your ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend? Oh, wow, if THAT’S not more fun than a barrel full of monkeys! And in my case, … Continue reading

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*A PLEA FROM YOUR JADED HEROINE*

Each time someone subscribes to my newsletter, it’s like adopting a child in a third world country. Continue reading

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Cheaters and Chihuahuas!

What more can you expect from an anal retentive mama’s boy? Someone who every time I broke up with him, would call my mother and *TELL* on me?
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One Must Be Careful With the Almighty Relationship Status!

Fact is, it’s no longer just a box you check at the doctor’s office! Continue reading

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THE TOP FIVE THINGS YOU DO TO PISS HER OFF!

Okay, gentlemen, I know you spend a lot of time tiptoeing around women; wondering What‘s going to set her off? What kind of mood is she in today? Read more ….. Continue reading

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THINGS A GIRL HAS TO GO THROUGH FOR HASH BROWN CASSEROLE!!!

He said my *HALF* was eleven dollars- it was like being sucker punched. Continue reading

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WHY DATE A DOCTOR!?

I’ve booked three dates~ they are *all* doctors. HUH? On what planet would this make sense? Why in the name of Jack Kevorkian would a doctor want to date me? *ME*! I see no reason in the world why I … Continue reading

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