Monthly Archives: November 2011

DOOM IS THE FUTURE!: A Commercial . . .

It’s actually liberating! You no longer have to live your lives in fear of messing up because guess what? You’re ultimately DOOMED anyway. . . and nothing is worse than DOOM!
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What Happens When You Break the Three Day Rule . . .

If I don’t hear from him in, like, three days, I’ll move on and chalk the date up to another waste of a leopard print dress! Continue reading

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*BRIANNE GIVES THANKS!*

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Love ‘ya and thanks for the fantastic year!

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A Lovely POEM By Fifteen Year Old Bri . . .

Do not discount this poem, it is chock full of meaning! It is truly inspired! Continue reading

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Boys, Look at What You’ve Done to Me!

You ruined a writer all because you just had to talk about your stupid ex or you didn’t feel like paying for dinner or because you showed up to a date with a goddamn tracking device! Continue reading

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The Adventures of MISTRESS Bri?

Then there we were, at VILLAGE INN, discussing restraints and gas masks over omelets and coffee in a restaurant full of Girl Scout troops and senior citizens!
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Brianne Dissects He’s Just Not that Into You, PART 2: *HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU IF HE’S NOT ASKING YOU OUT*

You have to remember that men think they run the world . . . and we have to keep letting them think this! We can’t disrupt the power balance! Continue reading

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Beware of the Jaded Seafaring Captain! (a pirate story!)

There had never been a woman like Dixie Doubloon. She was tall and fiery, dauntless and bold and she stood at the hull of her ship, gazing out at her beloved sea and letting the wind blow through her long … Continue reading

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