Originally this was just going to be a fun little essay making fun of the way you losers hit on girls, but last night something happened that really made me think. I was on…Continue Reading
Mar 272012
Month: March 2012
Mar 252012
Here’s a tip for you! From a real cowboy!: -”You ever been in love, Curly?” -”Once. I was driving this herd across the panhandle- Texas. And passed near this little dirt farm round about…Continue Reading
Mar 252012
When I was about 19, a read a book called “What Men Want”- three young professional men had written it for their female friends, simply to clue them into what the “modern professional man”…Continue Reading
Mar 202012
My doom was delivered to me via a ghastly social networking tool: the rotten, meddling Facebook IM! Suddenly the Master of Danger could locate me at all times; he knew when I was home,…Continue Reading
Mar 182012
You never know who your true friends are until you need help moving. That’s a fact. For awhile it seemed there were a ton of boys willing to help me move, but I figured it…Continue Reading
Mar 122012
So today I went to the gym, my workout was pretty typical. After I was finished, I put my phone in my jacket pocket and started to ride my bike home. I stopped at Target,…Continue Reading
Mar 102012
Hey, man. Long time, no see. I’ve been too busy to write anything but stressed out, whiny Facebook updates lately and I’m utterly insane from watching *American Psycho* forty seven times because it’s the only…Continue Reading