Apr 302012

OW ABOUT *YOUR* MID LIFE CRISIS!

  Recently I wrote this: “I’m sorry if this sounds cruel, but if you were born in nineteen-fifty-ANYTHING, you are too old for me. That’s just the way it is.” I only know this because…Continue Reading

Apr 292012

DATING EVOLUTION?

  Once upon a time, in the bygone days of yore, when neanderthals roamed the earth, technology was sparse; primitive communication devices were used and it could take days or weeks to reach someone. Mail…Continue Reading

Apr 282012

MORE MID LIFE CRISIS!

Posted on April 28, 2012 by Bri 8.80038 e8 . . . That’s how many seconds I’ve been alive. I don’t even know how to *say* that! Mid life crisis? Totally. I’ve almost made it…Continue Reading

Apr 282012

Suicides and Spinsters?

  A Victorian magazine advised late nineteenth century women: “Marry for a home! Marry to escape the ridicule of being called an old maid? How dare you pervert the most sacred institution of the Almighty!?…Continue Reading

Apr 192012

HAPPY MID LIFE CRISIS TO YOU!

  As of May 7th, I will have been alive 14,716,800 minutes. I know this because I’ll have been alive 10,220 days and there’s 1440 minutes in each day. Voila! 14,716,800 minutes! I only know…Continue Reading

Apr 102012

Master Danger WHAT!?!

  My stupid “Master Whatever-His-Mom- Calls-Him” story? I thought it was starting out fantastically. I anonymized everyone expertly- from “St. Septemberstine” to “Bermuda Shortie’s” to “LilyPad the Great Sheepdog”, I thought I did wonderfully well!…Continue Reading

Apr 042012

DATING AND MOVING

  I have not had a date since November. Why?, you ask? Partially because I’ve lost all faith in the male population and because I believe that the male brain (or lack there of) is…Continue Reading