Dear Fellow Cubs Fans: Once you are a Cubs fan, you are a Cubs fan for life. Once you have worn the colors, once you have been to Wrigley, once you’ve smelled the ivy…Continue Reading
Nov 022016
Category: miscellaneous
Dec 222014
Dear Miss Mugshot~ GlRL! You caved! I never dreamed he’d get you to the altar, I thought you had backed out by the time I started this project. Dammit. You were the only other woman…Continue Reading
Aug 082014
The Little Red-Haired Girl. Sounds familiar, right? At first glance, you may not even realize where exactly you know those words from, but give it a second. You’ll get it. Oh. Charlie Brown’s Little…Continue Reading
Oct 072012
THE TRUTH ABOUT AMERICAN GRAFITTI . . . Posted on October 7, 2012 by Bri I am giving it all up. Being a writer, I mean. My love affair with the written word has caused…Continue Reading
Aug 252012
I am broke. Completely. Down and out, up shit creek, hung out to dry and suffering from a complete lack of worldly possessions- now I may still have my health, but that is only…Continue Reading
Aug 142012
Okay, I know what you’re thinking~ “Oh, Holly Golightly has posted again, she must have gone out with yet another blind Norwegian circus performer!”, but no. Not today. You know I would love to…Continue Reading
Jul 022012
The search for the love of my life (or whatever) has been a long one. It’s been a tough row to hoe, let me tell you! Finding Prince Charming has proven to be far more…Continue Reading
May 062012
One score and seven years ago, my father brought forth upon my mother a new baby! Conceived by accident in the back of a Camaro and born into a nation dedicated the proposition that all…Continue Reading
Apr 282012
Posted on April 28, 2012 by Bri 8.80038 e8 . . . That’s how many seconds I’ve been alive. I don’t even know how to *say* that! Mid life crisis? Totally. I’ve almost made it…Continue Reading
Apr 232012
Does anyone ever ask you why you’re not married? Incessantly? Like, every single day? It used to be just, “Why don’t you have a boyfriend?”, but now as I rapidly approach middle age? I am…Continue Reading