Scott Sloan. The very name gives me shivers, I can’t stand the sound of it. So who is it? you wonder. Is this Scott Sloan a serial killer, a Russian Dictator? A catty and fearsome…Continue Reading
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About six months ago, I had the idea that I was going to take it upon myself to write sort of an updated alternative to *Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.* Not REWRITE…Continue Reading
To Whom It May Concern: For the past three or four years, I have been staying at the Hyatt Place in Itasca every time I visit my grandma in Elk Grove, Illinois. Other than…Continue Reading
In my own personal transition into adulthood, I have seen many trends and fads in America that I have struggled to understand: Cargo pants! Sagging pants! Chain wallets! TOMMY jackets! TOMMY everything! Menudo! The Spice…Continue Reading
Picture it! YOUR business logo on a tanned and toned, perfectly visible and miles long billboard!: right smack down the sides of my dynamite legs!
IMAGINE! That’s YOUR business quite literally biking all over St. Augustine!
I gave in, I finally read it. I realize I am a book snob and I’ve proudly read neither a Harry Potter, nor a Twilight book, but the FASTEST selling paperback of all time? 90…Continue Reading
He sat in his chair day in and day out, he had his wife trained to bring him his meals in that chair without fail. His wife would set up the coffee pot every night…Continue Reading
Gentlemen, I have wonderful news! There are thousands of sassy, horny c**-guzzling sluts out there! All kinds! Cougars! MILFs! Naughty secretaries! Raunchy lunch ladies! Barely legal! Not legal at all! Big tits! Big mouths!…Continue Reading
Dearest Heart! Darling Cherub! Star of Stars! My Equatorial Sun! You have betrayed me. I dare not ask *why* you’ve failed me, oh sweet dark angel! For years I have loved you completely with…Continue Reading