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	<title>Brianne Sloan</title>
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		<title>WON&#8217;T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?: Adventures in Ping Pong?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Controlling your temper is hard with women sometimes, I understand that. But gentlemen, of all the times you've ever, ever lost your temper at a woman, has it ever *once* been over PING PONG?

FREAKING PING PONG?
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		<title>DON&#8217;T CALL ME HOLLY! (by Mother Holly Princess Golightly Snow Bunny SaBRIna Colette Zipperer Maria)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holly Golightly won't die, man. She just won't die! 

I'd like to kill her myself.
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		<title>I Had a BetaMax and a Video8! BUT I NEVER HEARD OF A &#8220;VHS PLAYER!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 21:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The VCR died a long, humiliating death. The switch was total, if anyone hung on to a VCR at all it was because they lived in a poor immigrant community and old videos are abundant and usually free! Or because most of Generation X has no other way to watch their weddings! 

No one cried, no one looked back! <a href="http://briannesloan.com/i-had-a-betamax-a-video8-but-i-never-heard-of-a-vhs-player">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>THINGS I WRITE ABOUT WHEN I&#8217;M NOT DATING!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 09:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[

"Do I need a license to ride a BICYCLE, sir?" I sighed and thrust my wrists up at him. "Go ahead and cuff me, Krupke! Let's get this over with so I can get to the gym and-" 
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		<title>LOOK AT THAT!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 09:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t written in NINE days! (That has to be some kind of record!)]]></description>
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		<title>MOTHER BRI RETIRES HER BLOG!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I write about bad dates, I get *more* bad dates. I started writing serial killers instead because I'd rather write and phone and get to be LIFELONG PALS with serial killer RICHARD RAMIREZ . . . than go on another date. With you. <a href="http://briannesloan.com/mother-bri-retires-her-blog">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;OVER FORTY&#8221; RANT- This World Doesn&#8217;t Sound that Bad!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 12:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I did not write this and I don&#8217;t know who to give credit to, but I have seen it flying all over the place lately- being part of the copy-and-paste generation, I am sharing. I am not quite this old, &#8230; <a href="http://briannesloan.com/over-forty-rant-this-world-doesnt-sound-that-bad">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Wouldn&#8217;t Mind Dying in CASABLANCA!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 01:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watching it for the first time was like meeting an old friend! Or rather, like having a chance encounter pen pal you had exchanged letters with your whole life, but had never actually gotten around to meeting! <a href="http://briannesloan.com/why-i-wouldnt-mind-dying-in-casablanca">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Until Mankind is Peaceful Enough Not to Have Violence on the News . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 20:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw the man's face for weeks; some guy begged for his life and got his entire head blown off . . . and I'm supposed to care that Britney Spears lost a few strands of hair?
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		<title>The Trouble With Confessing to a Taxi Cab!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 02:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you guess how I know this?

Let's just say I missed this episode of Taxi Cab Confessions!
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