Aug 132012

BREAKING UP IS [not so] HARD TO DO!

Rejection. What a word. Rejection has been mentioned to me a lot lately and if there’s one thing a man fears more than being rejected, it’s being the one doing the rejecting. Telling a woman…Continue Reading

Jul 202012

Here’s To YOU, Kevin Jordan!

  People are always asking me if I have ever had a “good date” off Plentyoffish, met someone I wouldn’t mind seeing again. I always roll my eyes, laugh haughtily and say no . .…Continue Reading

Jul 192012

The Greatest Man I Ever Knew

He sat in his chair day in and day out, he had his wife trained to bring him his meals in that chair without fail. His wife would set up the coffee pot every night…Continue Reading

May 312012

The Porn World Versus the REAL WORLD!

  Gentlemen, I have wonderful news! There are thousands of sassy, horny c**-guzzling sluts out there! All kinds! Cougars! MILFs! Naughty secretaries! Raunchy lunch ladies! Barely legal! Not legal at all! Big tits! Big mouths!…Continue Reading

May 312012

JUST AN OLD FASHIONED LOVE LETTER!

  Dearest Heart! Darling Cherub! Star of Stars! My Equatorial Sun! You have betrayed me. I dare not ask *why* you’ve failed me, oh sweet dark angel! For years I have loved you completely with…Continue Reading