Did you always know you were destined for greatness? Well, how about living HERE? In this picturesque 88 million dollar luxury mansion? I mean, WHAT A GEM! You can’t afford NOT to live here!…Continue Reading
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Tag: brianne sloan
Dec 222014
Dear Miss Mugshot~ GlRL! You caved! I never dreamed he’d get you to the altar, I thought you had backed out by the time I started this project. Dammit. You were the only other woman…Continue Reading
Aug 082014
The Little Red-Haired Girl. Sounds familiar, right? At first glance, you may not even realize where exactly you know those words from, but give it a second. You’ll get it. Oh. Charlie Brown’s Little…Continue Reading
Jul 302014
Fabio. Fabio. Fabio. Fabio. I could say it forever on end, morning, noon and night! Every second in between too! If only I could have him, I would be happy all day every day! I…Continue Reading
Oct 232012
Posted on October 23, 2012 by Bri I haven’t written lately and people are starting to complain, but you see, it isn’t my fault- I’ve been depressed. Like “queer and sultry summer”/ “executing the…Continue Reading
Oct 072012
Posted on October 7, 2012 by Bri I am giving it all up. Being a writer, I mean. My love affair with the written word has caused me nothing but grief. Lately I have noticed…Continue Reading
Aug 252012
I am broke. Completely. Down and out, up shit creek, hung out to dry and suffering from a complete lack of worldly possessions- now I may still have my health, but that is only…Continue Reading
Aug 142012
Okay, I know what you’re thinking~ “Oh, Holly Golightly has posted again, she must have gone out with yet another blind Norwegian circus performer!”, but no. Not today. You know I would love to…Continue Reading
May 312012
Gentlemen, I have wonderful news! There are thousands of sassy, horny c**-guzzling sluts out there! All kinds! Cougars! MILFs! Naughty secretaries! Raunchy lunch ladies! Barely legal! Not legal at all! Big tits! Big mouths!…Continue Reading
May 302012
For my birthday, I went out with some girls from work. A birthday only comes once a year, so I started with some strawberry daquiris. Then some wine at a neighbor’s house, then some…Continue Reading