Hello, friends! Frustratingly enough, my “OSTERMAN SAGA” is slowing down a mite before it takes off, but your humble narrator is being wildly, wildly careful to get everything down exactly as it happened. Surely I…Continue Reading
Jun 142018
Tag: Brianne’s Summer of Millionaire’s
Aug 302017
YOOOOO HOOOO! Caitlynnnnn!!! GIRLFRIEND! I am so excited to finally be writing you, you gorgeous thing! For years I have watched you! Looked up to you! Believed in you in every way! To me,…Continue Reading
Aug 252017
Buongiorno, Fabio! I’m Brianne. Oh, Fabio! Fabio! Fabio! I am frightened to even write this, I must admit! What could I possibly say to make myself stand out from the hoards of chambermaids and healthy…Continue Reading
Aug 222017
Hi out there, Steve Burns! It’s me, Bri! MAIL TIME! MAIL TIME! MAAAAAAAAIIIIIL TIIIIIIIIIIIME! If you want to dance and bop around and wag your tail and all that, you may well get it…Continue Reading
Aug 102017
Aloha, Ellen! Ellen! Oh, Ellen! Usually when I write people I don’t know, I like to keep it formal: I use “Mr.”/ “Ms.”/ ”Mrs.” as much as I possibly can, just to stay on…Continue Reading
Aug 032017
Hello, Jeffrey Seaman! Rooms to Go. Rooms to Go. Rooms to Go. Ahhhhh, Rooms to Go! It’s your baby, Mr. Seaman and what a baby it is! Brightly colored signs and beautiful showrooms! Well…Continue Reading
Jul 262017
My Darling Barry Manilow~ I love you! You may not believe this, but I have been a closet Fanilow since early high school! Even in the face of the late nineties and the Can’t…Continue Reading
Jul 092017
July 8th, 2017 Dear Mr. Richard Fairbank, CEO of Capital One Bank: Hello. My name is Brianne Sloan, I am a writer and you don’t know me . . . but you sued me.…Continue Reading
Jun 262017
It’s summer again, boys and girls! My favorite time of the whole year! To most people, summer means beaches and bikinis, burgers and barbecues! Flowers and fruity umbrella drinks, extra long days and super…Continue Reading