Jun 182018

Of Steinbeck and Snoopy

Posted on October 30, 2012 by Bri   Ladies and gentlemen, John Steinbeck is the man. Thanks to him, I went East of Eden, Travelled with Charley and before I’d even graduated from my Catholic…Continue Reading

Jun 182018

DEAR RAPIST!

Dear Rapist~   Hello again, old buddy, old pal! I was just thinking it might be great to catch up on old times since it’s been so long! How’s the sex life going? Have you…Continue Reading

Jul 262017

  My​ ​Darling​ ​Barry​ ​Manilow~ I​ ​love​ ​you!​ ​You​ ​may​ ​not​ ​believe​ ​this,​ ​but​ ​I​ ​have​ ​been​ ​a​ ​closet​ ​Fanilow​ ​since​ ​early​ ​​high​ ​school​! Even in​ ​the​ ​face​ ​of​ ​the​ ​late​ ​nineties​ ​and​ ​the​ ​​Can’t​…Continue Reading

Dec 192015

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT TATTOOS?

In my own personal transition into adulthood, I have seen many trends and fads in America that I have struggled to understand: Cargo pants! Sagging pants! Chain wallets! TOMMY jackets! TOMMY everything! Menudo! The Spice…Continue Reading