May 312012

The Porn World Versus the REAL WORLD!

  Gentlemen, I have wonderful news! There are thousands of sassy, horny c**-guzzling sluts out there! All kinds! Cougars! MILFs! Naughty secretaries! Raunchy lunch ladies! Barely legal! Not legal at all! Big tits! Big mouths!…Continue Reading

Apr 302012

OW ABOUT *YOUR* MID LIFE CRISIS!

  Recently I wrote this: “I’m sorry if this sounds cruel, but if you were born in nineteen-fifty-ANYTHING, you are too old for me. That’s just the way it is.” I only know this because…Continue Reading

Mar 252012

EVER WONDER HOW TO HIT ON GIRLS?

  When I was about 19, a read a book called “What Men Want”- three young professional men had written it for their female friends, simply to clue them into what the “modern professional man”…Continue Reading

Nov 112011

DOOM IS THE FUTURE!: A Commercial!

  Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about DOOM. What’s DOOM? Why, the dictionary defines it as: “Death, destruction, or some other terrible fate . . .” And you know what? We’ve all been there.…Continue Reading

Oct 242011

DATING GEOGRAPHY 101!

  I have been writing about bad dates and how stupid men are for most of my adult life, but it used to center around American men. There’d be an occasional Austrian that would stick…Continue Reading