The other day, I saw a dead squirrel in the middle of the road. It had been run over by a car or two and it was flattened and covered in fresh blood, a…Continue Reading
May 142012
Tag: crazy men
Apr 302012
Recently I wrote this: “I’m sorry if this sounds cruel, but if you were born in nineteen-fifty-ANYTHING, you are too old for me. That’s just the way it is.” I only know this because…Continue Reading
Apr 262012
I’ve been talking to a lot of the boys lately and oh my goodness! What *babies* they have become! Sissies! Pansies! It’s bad, so bad! They’re complaining (if you can believe it) that women…Continue Reading
Mar 252012
When I was about 19, a read a book called “What Men Want”- three young professional men had written it for their female friends, simply to clue them into what the “modern professional man”…Continue Reading
Jan 282012
I woke up the following morning in puzzled daze, with a pounding headache, a dry mouth and a mysterious, thunderous feeling of discomfort one can only describe as a hangover. The beer from the…Continue Reading
Nov 112011
Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about DOOM. What’s DOOM? Why, the dictionary defines it as: “Death, destruction, or some other terrible fate . . .” And you know what? We’ve all been there.…Continue Reading
Nov 052011
Ladies, this one is for you. There’s this guy you like; the hot waiter at a local restaurant, your sexy new coworker, that regular at the dive bar who simply must like you because…Continue Reading
Oct 242011
I have been writing about bad dates and how stupid men are for most of my adult life, but it used to center around American men. There’d be an occasional Austrian that would stick…Continue Reading
Aug 222011
Last minute dates. THIS is when someone realizes pretty late in the evening that he or she has forgotten to make plans and they quickly scramble to scrounge whatever sort of “date” they can up…Continue Reading
Jul 162011
I think people are getting the wrong idea about me — as much as men make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a pair of child’s plastic scissors, I don’t hate them.…Continue Reading