Jun 182018

DEAR RAPIST!

Dear Rapist~   Hello again, old buddy, old pal! I was just thinking it might be great to catch up on old times since it’s been so long! How’s the sex life going? Have you…Continue Reading

May 062018

AN OSTERMAN INTERJECTION

Before I begin my next installment in my OSTERMAN Rant, I would like to stress something: *I* have done NOTHING wrong here.  I’ve done nothing illegal, I’ve committed no crime and the Ostermans? They don’t…Continue Reading

Dec 192015

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT TATTOOS?

In my own personal transition into adulthood, I have seen many trends and fads in America that I have struggled to understand: Cargo pants! Sagging pants! Chain wallets! TOMMY jackets! TOMMY everything! Menudo! The Spice…Continue Reading