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Jun 052018
Tag: dating advice
May 062018
Before I begin my next installment in my OSTERMAN Rant, I would like to stress something: *I* have done NOTHING wrong here. I’ve done nothing illegal, I’ve committed no crime and the Ostermans? They don’t…Continue Reading
May 042018
“It was a moment of stupidity at your expense. Something I regret and I can never take back. If I could, I would. I am very sorry. It was not an accident, it was a…Continue Reading
May 032018
Do you know this family? This warped and wicked, sick and twisted, crooked and cracked, lopsided excuse for a family? These are the OSTERMANS and I don’t know what they’ve been smoking, but they…Continue Reading
Aug 302017
YOOOOO HOOOO! Caitlynnnnn!!! GIRLFRIEND! I am so excited to finally be writing you, you gorgeous thing! For years I have watched you! Looked up to you! Believed in you in every way! To me,…Continue Reading
Dec 192015
In my own personal transition into adulthood, I have seen many trends and fads in America that I have struggled to understand: Cargo pants! Sagging pants! Chain wallets! TOMMY jackets! TOMMY everything! Menudo! The Spice…Continue Reading
Dec 192015
T Posted on December 19, 2015 by Bri In my own personal transition into adulthood, I have seen many trends and fads in America that I have struggled to understand: Cargo pants! Chain wallets! TOMMY…Continue Reading
Dec 222014
Dear Miss Mugshot~ GlRL! You caved! I never dreamed he’d get you to the altar, I thought you had backed out by the time I started this project. Dammit. You were the only other woman…Continue Reading
Aug 082014
The Little Red-Haired Girl. Sounds familiar, right? At first glance, you may not even realize where exactly you know those words from, but give it a second. You’ll get it. Oh. Charlie Brown’s Little…Continue Reading
Oct 232012
Posted on October 23, 2012 by Bri I haven’t written lately and people are starting to complain, but you see, it isn’t my fault- I’ve been depressed. Like “queer and sultry summer”/ “executing the…Continue Reading