Aug 132012

BREAKING UP IS [not so] HARD TO DO!

Rejection. What a word. Rejection has been mentioned to me a lot lately and if there’s one thing a man fears more than being rejected, it’s being the one doing the rejecting. Telling a woman…Continue Reading

Jul 192012

The Greatest Man I Ever Knew

He sat in his chair day in and day out, he had his wife trained to bring him his meals in that chair without fail. His wife would set up the coffee pot every night…Continue Reading

May 312012

JUST AN OLD FASHIONED LOVE LETTER!

  Dearest Heart! Darling Cherub! Star of Stars! My Equatorial Sun! You have betrayed me. I dare not ask *why* you’ve failed me, oh sweet dark angel! For years I have loved you completely with…Continue Reading

Dec 022011

Dear Santa Baby!

Dear Santa! Hello there, you jolly old thing! Been awhile since I’ve written, I know, I know, but I have kind of a Christmas emergency: I have two million seconds to find a boyfriend before Christmas…Continue Reading

Nov 112011

DOOM IS THE FUTURE!: A Commercial!

  Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about DOOM. What’s DOOM? Why, the dictionary defines it as: “Death, destruction, or some other terrible fate . . .” And you know what? We’ve all been there.…Continue Reading

Jul 162011

Advice From Your Jaded Heroine

I think people are getting the wrong idea about me — as much as men make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a pair of child’s plastic scissors, I don’t hate them.…Continue Reading

Jul 102011

Becoming the Antiheroine!

I think I’m going to write a story with me in the role of the villain- antiheroine all the way. I’ll lie, I’ll use men for their money & connections, I’ll rip their hearts out,…Continue Reading