Tag Archives: writing

TO MANDY! IN BIG GIRL JAIL!

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Bri

MANDY WILLIAMSON, I AM WARNING YOU! If Richard Ramirez really IS Satan and he escapes from jail/ astral projects into my bedroom/ puts a curse on me or any of the above, let it be on *your* head! Continue reading →

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THE ART OF SNUBBING!

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Bri

Snubbed. First degree. In my own driveway.
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Dear Santa Baby . . .

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Bri

Please send me the man who can help make this happen, oh Mr. Kringle! The fate of the human race hangs in the balance, thinking GLOBAL is not enough!

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Boys, Look at What You’ve Done to Me!

Posted on November 19, 2011 by Bri

You ruined a writer all because you just had to talk about your stupid ex or you didn’t feel like paying for dinner or because you showed up to a date with a goddamn tracking device! Continue reading →

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YOUR NAME IS TUCKER MAX: AND YOU ARE MY HERO!

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Bri

As if the book deals and royalties and movie crap weren’t enough, the man is getting laid EVERY SINGLE NIGHT for the rest of his life. That’s genius. Continue reading →

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Haunt Me, Hemingway!

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Bri

What if every writer, every poet only gets a set number of words to jot down and I’ve used all mine up? Continue reading →

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