About six months ago, I had the idea that I was going to take it upon myself to write sort of an updated alternative to *Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.* Not REWRITE…Continue Reading
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Tag: st. augustine
Jun 202018
Posted on October 18, 2013 by Bri Ah, pre adolescence! What a confusing time for kids! Their bodies go through changes they don’t understand, they grow hair in places they thought they’d never have…Continue Reading
Jun 182018
Posted on October 30, 2012 by Bri Ladies and gentlemen, John Steinbeck is the man. Thanks to him, I went East of Eden, Travelled with Charley and before I’d even graduated from my Catholic…Continue Reading
Jun 082018
Posted on July 10, 2014 by Bri Once Upon a Time, I worked at Old Town Trolley as a History Teller. I was there for a year! A whole year! I had never done anything…Continue Reading
Jun 072018
THIS IS THE LETTER I RECEIVED FROM MY RAPIST’S CURRENT “GIRLFRIEND!” THIS IS THE STORY HE HAS BEEN TELLING ABOUT *ME* FOR A DECADE, TO ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN . . . AND I MEAN…Continue Reading
Jun 052018
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May 032018
Do you know this family? This warped and wicked, sick and twisted, crooked and cracked, lopsided excuse for a family? These are the OSTERMANS and I don’t know what they’ve been smoking, but they…Continue Reading
Oct 192017
Hello, boys and girls, it’s me again! Miss Brianne Sloan of St. Augustine, Florida! GREETINGS FROM THE SUNSHINE STATE . . . that is, if we can still call it that. Writing this missive…Continue Reading
Aug 222017
Hi out there, Steve Burns! It’s me, Bri! MAIL TIME! MAIL TIME! MAAAAAAAAIIIIIL TIIIIIIIIIIIME! If you want to dance and bop around and wag your tail and all that, you may well get it…Continue Reading
Aug 102017
Aloha, Ellen! Ellen! Oh, Ellen! Usually when I write people I don’t know, I like to keep it formal: I use “Mr.”/ “Ms.”/ ”Mrs.” as much as I possibly can, just to stay on…Continue Reading