YOOOOO HOOOO! Caitlynnnnn!!! GIRLFRIEND! I am so excited to finally be writing you, you gorgeous thing! For years I have watched you! Looked up to you! Believed in you in every way! To me,…Continue Reading
Aug 302017
Tag: crazy people
Nov 022016
Dear Fellow Cubs Fans: Once you are a Cubs fan, you are a Cubs fan for life. Once you have worn the colors, once you have been to Wrigley, once you’ve smelled the ivy…Continue Reading
Dec 192015
In my own personal transition into adulthood, I have seen many trends and fads in America that I have struggled to understand: Cargo pants! Sagging pants! Chain wallets! TOMMY jackets! TOMMY everything! Menudo! The Spice…Continue Reading
Dec 192015
T Posted on December 19, 2015 by Bri In my own personal transition into adulthood, I have seen many trends and fads in America that I have struggled to understand: Cargo pants! Chain wallets! TOMMY…Continue Reading
Jul 152015
Did you always know you were destined for greatness? Well, how about living HERE? In this picturesque 88 million dollar luxury mansion? I mean, WHAT A GEM! You can’t afford NOT to live here!…Continue Reading
Oct 232012
Posted on October 23, 2012 by Bri I haven’t written lately and people are starting to complain, but you see, it isn’t my fault- I’ve been depressed. Like “queer and sultry summer”/ “executing the…Continue Reading
Aug 252012
I am broke. Completely. Down and out, up shit creek, hung out to dry and suffering from a complete lack of worldly possessions- now I may still have my health, but that is only…Continue Reading
Sep 272011
Men. I miss men. REAL MEN, not the sissy boy, metro sexual pansies that are being produced today! They knew how to fix things, they’d drop everything to help you open a jar. They didn’t…Continue Reading
Jul 162011
I think people are getting the wrong idea about me — as much as men make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a pair of child’s plastic scissors, I don’t hate them.…Continue Reading
Jul 102011
I think I’m going to write a story with me in the role of the villain- antiheroine all the way. I’ll lie, I’ll use men for their money & connections, I’ll rip their hearts out,…Continue Reading