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Until Mankind is Peaceful Enough Not to Have Violence on the News . . .
I saw the man’s face for weeks; some guy begged for his life and got his entire head blown off . . . and I’m supposed to care that Britney Spears lost a few strands of hair?
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Posted in Dating Men
Tagged albert einstein, BRIANNE SLOAN, britney spears, CNN, desert, doom, friendly universe, gun, middLe east, negativity, news, richard ramire, SHAVED HEAD, soldier, St. Augustine, violence
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Jobs, Housing, Personals and Crazy Mutants: CLASSIFIED!
HOWEVER I forgot that to post on Craigslist, you had to be young and beautiful! And if you weren’t, you had to say you were.
(Though if you mention CARY GRANT, they’ll know it’s a lie!)
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Posted in Dating Men
Tagged cary grant, CRAIGSLIST, crazy men, dead baby, doom, internet bullies, internet threats, personals, St. Augustine, want ads
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IF YOU DON’T GET SUCKED UP INTO SPACE . . . (part one!)
“Yes, but do you know how much can happen in a week? I could have gotten married! I could have gotten sucked up into space!”
“You could not have gotten sucked up into space,” she told me.
“Yes I could!” I cried. “I totally could just be walking down the street one day, doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo when BAM! A UFO! INCOMING! Beams me up!” Continue reading
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Tagged BRIANNE SLOAN, crazy men, dating, dating advice, doom, jeff bush, mothership, neanderthal, seffner, sinkhole, space, St. Augustine, three day rule
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$LISTEN UP, LAZY BOYS!$ (though I don’t know why I bother!)
I’ve been talking to a lot of the boys lately and oh my goodness! What *babies* they have become! Sissies! Pansies! It’s bad, so bad! They’re complaining (if you can believe it) that women take their numbers and never call! … Continue reading
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Tagged boys, candlestick, crazy men, dating advice, dating rules, dating tips, doom, pansies, repulsion, romantic
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DOOM IS THE FUTURE!: A Commercial . . .
It’s actually liberating! You no longer have to live your lives in fear of messing up because guess what? You’re ultimately DOOMED anyway. . . and nothing is worse than DOOM!
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