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A Letter to Tiffany & Co.!

Do you have a box big enough to accommodate my idea? Maybe leftover from a Christmas window display or something like that?

Perhaps a ribbon for the puppy too?

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MOTHER BRI RETIRES HER BLOG!

I write about bad dates, I get *more* bad dates. I started writing serial killers instead because I’d rather write and phone and get to be LIFELONG PALS with serial killer RICHARD RAMIREZ . . . than go on another date. With you. Continue reading

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S TO MY FAIRY GODMOTHER: A Letter of Termination

I’ve almost jammed your magic wand where the drops of golden sun don’t shine too many times, if you know what I’m saying! I just don’t trust myself with you. Continue reading

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*RANDOM BLOGGING*: Dating Through the Holidays!

“He wanted to know I was a “giver” before he wasted money on dinner . . . ” Continue reading

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This Valentine’s Day after several insanely disturbing experiences in recent years, I decided to stay home so nothing weird could happen and this is what happens…… Continue reading

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