Once upon a time, in the bygone days of yore, when neanderthals roamed the earth, technology was sparse; primitive communication devices were used and it could take days or weeks to reach someone. Mail…Continue Reading
Apr 292012
Author: Brianne
Apr 282012
Posted on April 28, 2012 by Bri 8.80038 e8 . . . That’s how many seconds I’ve been alive. I don’t even know how to *say* that! Mid life crisis? Totally. I’ve almost made it…Continue Reading
Apr 282012
A Victorian magazine advised late nineteenth century women: “Marry for a home! Marry to escape the ridicule of being called an old maid? How dare you pervert the most sacred institution of the Almighty!?…Continue Reading
Apr 262012
I’ve been talking to a lot of the boys lately and oh my goodness! What *babies* they have become! Sissies! Pansies! It’s bad, so bad! They’re complaining (if you can believe it) that women…Continue Reading
Apr 232012
Does anyone ever ask you why you’re not married? Incessantly? Like, every single day? It used to be just, “Why don’t you have a boyfriend?”, but now as I rapidly approach middle age? I am…Continue Reading
Apr 192012
As of May 7th, I will have been alive 14,716,800 minutes. I know this because I’ll have been alive 10,220 days and there’s 1440 minutes in each day. Voila! 14,716,800 minutes! I only know…Continue Reading
Apr 102012
My stupid “Master Whatever-His-Mom- Calls-Him” story? I thought it was starting out fantastically. I anonymized everyone expertly- from “St. Septemberstine” to “Bermuda Shortie’s” to “LilyPad the Great Sheepdog”, I thought I did wonderfully well!…Continue Reading
Apr 042012
I have not had a date since November. Why?, you ask? Partially because I’ve lost all faith in the male population and because I believe that the male brain (or lack there of) is…Continue Reading
Mar 272012
Originally this was just going to be a fun little essay making fun of the way you losers hit on girls, but last night something happened that really made me think. I was on…Continue Reading
Mar 252012
Here’s a tip for you! From a real cowboy!: -”You ever been in love, Curly?” -”Once. I was driving this herd across the panhandle- Texas. And passed near this little dirt farm round about…Continue Reading