8.80038 e8 . . .
That’s how many seconds I’ve been alive. I don’t even know how to *say* that!
Mid life crisis? Totally.
I’ve almost made it through 27, but now my life is half over. 28 and 28 are 56 when just three years ago, 25 and 25 were only 50! I’ve aged 6 years in 3 years.
“This is the Voice of Doom calling. Your days are numbered to the seventh sun of the seventh sun.”
Jesus. I’ve been telling you for years that math sucks. We can blame this crisis on the Florida School Systems- they hadn’t made me learn math, I’d never have been able to figure that out.
Math will kill us all one day. Numbers will obliterate everything. Wait and see.