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MOTHER BRI RETIRES HER BLOG!

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Bri

I write about bad dates, I get *more* bad dates. I started writing serial killers instead because I’d rather write and phone and get to be LIFELONG PALS with serial killer RICHARD RAMIREZ . . . than go on another date. With you. Continue reading →

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Womanizers Anonymous!

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Bri

! Gene Simmons was quoted as saying: “I will tell a girl I want her and desire her, but I’ll tell her straight, ‘I want your sister and your mommy as well’.”

Though he’s nuts if he thinks he needs to tell ME!
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Why BAMBI Supports Gay Marriage!

Posted on March 29, 2013 by Bri

My point is that a man can get it on with a dead deer in a ditch all day and it is completely legal . . . but god forbid he wants to marry another dude?

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IF YOU DON’T GET SUCKED UP INTO SPACE . . . (part two!)

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Bri

It was a text from Mr. Wonderful: “U DID NOT GET SCKED UP INTO SPCE, I KNO U DIN’T GET SUCKED UP INTO SPCE! U WOULD NOT GET CELL CEPTION IN THA SPACE!”

Wow. He told me. Continue reading →

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Where Have All the Time Travelling Cowboys Gone?

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Bri

There’s still no army of rich, good looking internet billionaires fighting for my hand! I mean, sure I’ve been proposed to a handful of times, but you don’t go to Harvard Law, study your ass off, then accept a job at McDonald’s! Continue reading →

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PAGING HUGH HEFNER!: How Do We Get this Letter to Him?

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Bri

You’ll be pleased to know I do not want to be a Playmate. I will admit I did write you once asking you to put me in your magazine because I thought it might help me exact revenge on an ex . . . Continue reading →

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MOST MEMORABLE KISSING MOMENT NUMBER ONE: Romancing the Night Stalker?

Posted on February 9, 2013 by Bri

Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most doomed, the most disastrous . . .

Well. This one left them all behind.

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Gentlemen May Prefer Blondes . . . But Blondes Prefer Gentlemen!

Posted on December 30, 2012 by Bri

I know I’m cursed and I don’t mind playing the damsel in distress every now and then, but COME ONNNNN! I have been going on bad dates religiously since I was 22 and in all that time, I have never seen anything like this. Continue reading →

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FOR THE LADIES: The NUMBER ONE Complaint Men Have on Dating Sites!

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Bri

FACT: A woman can be *persuaded* into falling for a man she does not find attractive.

FACT: A man, not so much.
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Date One of One Hundred: NACHOS MEAN NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY!

Posted on November 18, 2012 by Bri

“My date’s hungry. Could you bring her some saltines or something? Maybe some cocktail olives?” He slid another drink to me.

Well. Smack my ass and call me Sally! Beyond humiliating. Continue reading →

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