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I Had a BetaMax and a Video8! BUT I NEVER HEARD OF A “VHS PLAYER!”

The VCR died a long, humiliating death. The switch was total, if anyone hung on to a VCR at all it was because they lived in a poor immigrant community and old videos are abundant and usually free! Or because most of Generation X has no other way to watch their weddings!

No one cried, no one looked back! Continue reading

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TO MANDY! IN BIG GIRL JAIL!

MANDY WILLIAMSON, I AM WARNING YOU! If Richard Ramirez really IS Satan and he escapes from jail/ astral projects into my bedroom/ puts a curse on me or any of the above, let it be on *your* head! Continue reading

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Date One of One Hundred: NACHOS MEAN NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY!

“My date’s hungry. Could you bring her some saltines or something? Maybe some cocktail olives?” He slid another drink to me.

Well. Smack my ass and call me Sally! Beyond humiliating. Continue reading

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*RANDOM BLOGGING*: Dating Through the Holidays!

“He wanted to know I was a “giver” before he wasted money on dinner . . . ” Continue reading

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Holiday Greetings, Kids! *IN YOUR FACE!*

I’ve decided to send out one of those marvelous “End of Year” letters to give each of you a little taste of my fabulous lifestyle.
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Dear Santa Baby . . .

Please send me the man who can help make this happen, oh Mr. Kringle! The fate of the human race hangs in the balance, thinking GLOBAL is not enough!

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