My Darling Barry Manilow~ I love you! You may not believe this, but I have been a closet Fanilow since early high school! Even in the face of the late nineties and the Can’t…Continue Reading
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July 8th, 2017 Dear Mr. Richard Fairbank, CEO of Capital One Bank: Hello. My name is Brianne Sloan, I am a writer and you don’t know me . . . but you sued me.…Continue Reading
January 20th, 2016 Dearest Capital One~ Hello, old friend! Brianne Sloan here! We’re old pals, you and I! I received my very first Capital One card (my first credit card ever incidentally) in 2004…Continue Reading
It’s summer again, boys and girls! My favorite time of the whole year! To most people, summer means beaches and bikinis, burgers and barbecues! Flowers and fruity umbrella drinks, extra long days and super…Continue Reading
Dear Fellow Cubs Fans: Once you are a Cubs fan, you are a Cubs fan for life. Once you have worn the colors, once you have been to Wrigley, once you’ve smelled the ivy…Continue Reading
In my own personal transition into adulthood, I have seen many trends and fads in America that I have struggled to understand: Cargo pants! Sagging pants! Chain wallets! TOMMY jackets! TOMMY everything! Menudo! The Spice…Continue Reading
T Posted on December 19, 2015 by Bri In my own personal transition into adulthood, I have seen many trends and fads in America that I have struggled to understand: Cargo pants! Chain wallets! TOMMY…Continue Reading
Did you always know you were destined for greatness? Well, how about living HERE? In this picturesque 88 million dollar luxury mansion? I mean, WHAT A GEM! You can’t afford NOT to live here!…Continue Reading
Fabio. Fabio. Fabio. Fabio. I could say it forever on end, morning, noon and night! Every second in between too! If only I could have him, I would be happy all day every day! I…Continue Reading
I gave in, I finally read it. I realize I am a book snob and I’ve proudly read neither a Harry Potter, nor a Twilight book, but the FASTEST selling paperback of all time? 90…Continue Reading