Tag Archives: Relationships

WHEREFORE ART THOU, CARY GRANT?

Posted on June 15, 2013 by Bri

I discovered him around the age of eight, in old movies on AMC, but those were the Jonathan Taylor Thomas Days, where if you weren’t drooling over Tool Time, you just weren’t cool. I had to pretend! Hide my MacGyver poster on the ceiling of my closet. But then I turned seventeen and something magical happened!

I saw An Affair to Remember!

And I never looked at MacGyver again! Continue reading →

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S TO MY FAIRY GODMOTHER: A Letter of Termination

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Bri

I’ve almost jammed your magic wand where the drops of golden sun don’t shine too many times, if you know what I’m saying! I just don’t trust myself with you. Continue reading →

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FOR LOVE OR MONEY?: Is this a Real Question?

Posted on December 17, 2012 by Bri

$46,513,000,000,000.

[PSSSSST! I don't know about you, but *I* think I could live on that!] Continue reading →

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Cinderella Versus the Real World: YOUR Glass Slippers are Giving ME Blisters!

Posted on December 6, 2012 by Bri

“How many of you have had that fantasy where some tall, dark and handsome exotic stranger sweeps you off your feet and rescues you from your parents’ house, takes care of you forever?”
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BREAKING UP IS [not so] HARD TO DO!

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Bri

Boys think that if they tell a woman she is not the one, she’s going to just FLIP OUT . . . lose her mind, start a rant of wild bitching, key their car and set them on fire. But come on.

On what planet in the world is this going to happen? Continue reading →

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SLOAN ALONE!: A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE STORY! (by CHRIS SHEAFF . . . Brianne Sloan’s favorite Canadian!)

Posted on December 9, 2011 by Bri

She went to her closet and opened the door, revealing eight leopard print dresses. “There is only one solution to time’s relentless procession: I will seize the day! I will conquer love, and tonight!”

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Beware of the Jaded Seafaring Captain! (a pirate story!)

Posted on November 1, 2011 by Bri

There had never been a woman like Dixie Doubloon. She was tall and fiery, dauntless and bold and she stood at the hull of her ship, gazing out at her beloved sea and letting the wind blow through her long … Continue reading →

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STAY AWAY FROM MY FAIRYTALES, OH WALT DISNEY!

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Bri

Prince Charming is still nowhere in sight! No one’s dancing with you in meadows and birds ain’t doing your laundry . . .

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DINNER WITH SHMUCKS (AND EDGAR ALLEN POE!)

Posted on August 20, 2011 by Bri

I agreed to dinner! For laughs! For thrills! For the unknown! But by the time we got our appetizers, I’d sure enough started to wish I’d just climbed out a freaking window.
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Romeo and Juliet Did *NOT* Meet on the Internet!

Posted on June 16, 2011 by Bri

Heathcliff did not shoot Catherine a Match.com email that read, “u wanna get 2getha 4 a cup a coffee sumtime?”

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