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This One’s For YOU, Mrs. Robinson!

Looky here! The young, corruptible son of the old battle ax’s law partner is back from school! A young Dustin Hoffman? Oh, who could resist? Those eyes! Those dimples! That scuba suit! That sexy, shaggy nineteen sixties haircut!
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JOHNNY DEPP: He Loves Me! He Loves Me Not!

She said she would do “ANYTHING” for “ONE NIGHT” with Johnny Depp! Since I can’t think of a man in the world I would do “ANYTHING” for, I was curious to know her limits . . . Continue reading

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WHEREFORE ART THOU, CARY GRANT?

I discovered him around the age of eight, in old movies on AMC, but those were the Jonathan Taylor Thomas Days, where if you weren’t drooling over Tool Time, you just weren’t cool. I had to pretend! Hide my MacGyver poster on the ceiling of my closet. But then I turned seventeen and something magical happened!

I saw An Affair to Remember!

And I never looked at MacGyver again! Continue reading

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S TO MY FAIRY GODMOTHER: A Letter of Termination

I’ve almost jammed your magic wand where the drops of golden sun don’t shine too many times, if you know what I’m saying! I just don’t trust myself with you. Continue reading

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FOR LOVE OR MONEY?: Is this a Real Question?

$46,513,000,000,000.

[PSSSSST! I don't know about you, but *I* think I could live on that!] Continue reading

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Cinderella Versus the Real World: YOUR Glass Slippers are Giving ME Blisters!

“How many of you have had that fantasy where some tall, dark and handsome exotic stranger sweeps you off your feet and rescues you from your parents’ house, takes care of you forever?”
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BREAKING UP IS [not so] HARD TO DO!

Boys think that if they tell a woman she is not the one, she’s going to just FLIP OUT . . . lose her mind, start a rant of wild bitching, key their car and set them on fire. But come on.

On what planet in the world is this going to happen? Continue reading

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SLOAN ALONE!: A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE STORY! (by CHRIS SHEAFF . . . Brianne Sloan’s favorite Canadian!)

She went to her closet and opened the door, revealing eight leopard print dresses. “There is only one solution to time’s relentless procession: I will seize the day! I will conquer love, and tonight!”

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Beware of the Jaded Seafaring Captain! (a pirate story!)

There had never been a woman like Dixie Doubloon. She was tall and fiery, dauntless and bold and she stood at the hull of her ship, gazing out at her beloved sea and letting the wind blow through her long … Continue reading

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STAY AWAY FROM MY FAIRYTALES, OH WALT DISNEY!

Prince Charming is still nowhere in sight! No one’s dancing with you in meadows and birds ain’t doing your laundry . . .

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