Dec 022011

Dear Santa Baby!

Dear Santa! Hello there, you jolly old thing! Been awhile since I’ve written, I know, I know, but I have kind of a Christmas emergency: I have two million seconds to find a boyfriend before Christmas…Continue Reading

Oct 242011

DATING GEOGRAPHY 101!

  I have been writing about bad dates and how stupid men are for most of my adult life, but it used to center around American men. There’d be an occasional Austrian that would stick…Continue Reading

Sep 272011

Why Are Men Such Pansies?

Men. I miss men. REAL MEN, not the sissy boy, metro sexual pansies that are being produced today! They knew how to fix things, they’d drop everything to help you open a jar. They didn’t…Continue Reading