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“Brianne, Why Are Your Boyfriends So UGLY?”

Mom sighed. “I know, you call it ‘homeless looking’, but these guys had lousy personalities too! I know the backne guy wouldn’t leave you alone, but what about the other one? The greasy one with the freckles and the beer belly who stole all your money, then called the cops on your brother?”
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