Tag Archives: crazy men

NOW ABOUT *YOUR* MID LIFE CRISIS . . .

Posted on April 30, 2012 by Bri

The first point most older men make when they’re “proving” they can “keep up with” me is that they can drink me under the table. Dude. My GRANDMA can drink me under the table. Continue reading →

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$LISTEN UP, LAZY BOYS!$ (though I don’t know why I bother!)

Posted on April 26, 2012 by Bri

I’ve been talking to a lot of the boys lately and oh my goodness! What *babies* they have become! Sissies! Pansies! It’s bad, so bad! They’re complaining (if you can believe it) that women take their numbers and never call! … Continue reading →

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*RANDOM BLOGGING*: Dating Through the Holidays!

Posted on April 15, 2012 by Bri

“He wanted to know I was a “giver” before he wasted money on dinner . . . ” Continue reading →

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MASTER DANGER AND THE JACUZZI OF DOOM: *HALF* OF CHAPTER TWO

Posted on January 28, 2012 by Bri

I woke up the following morning in puzzled daze, with a pounding headache, a dry mouth and a mysterious, thunderous feeling of discomfort one can only describe as a hangover. The beer from the night before was still haunting me, … Continue reading →

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SLOAN ALONE!: A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE STORY! (by CHRIS SHEAFF . . . Brianne Sloan’s favorite Canadian!)

Posted on December 9, 2011 by Bri

She went to her closet and opened the door, revealing eight leopard print dresses. “There is only one solution to time’s relentless procession: I will seize the day! I will conquer love, and tonight!”

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DOOM IS THE FUTURE!: A Commercial . . .

Posted on November 30, 2011 by Bri

It’s actually liberating! You no longer have to live your lives in fear of messing up because guess what? You’re ultimately DOOMED anyway. . . and nothing is worse than DOOM!
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Boys, Look at What You’ve Done to Me!

Posted on November 19, 2011 by Bri

You ruined a writer all because you just had to talk about your stupid ex or you didn’t feel like paying for dinner or because you showed up to a date with a goddamn tracking device! Continue reading →

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YOUR NAME IS TUCKER MAX: AND YOU ARE MY HERO!

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Bri

As if the book deals and royalties and movie crap weren’t enough, the man is getting laid EVERY SINGLE NIGHT for the rest of his life. That’s genius. Continue reading →

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DATING GEOGRAPHY 101!

Posted on October 24, 2011 by Bri

After a fair amount of research, I can say with some authority that dating is the same in every country. Continue reading →

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Brianne Dissects He’s Just Not that Into You, Part 1 (a literary discussion!)

Posted on September 27, 2011 by Bri

Every guy I was “so hung up on” and “so afraid of losing”? Yeah. Them. I have in fact forgotten about all of them.

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