Buongiorno, Fabio! I’m Brianne. Oh, Fabio! Fabio! Fabio! I am frightened to even write this, I must admit! What could I possibly say to make myself stand out from the hoards of chambermaids and healthy…Continue Reading
Aug 252017
Tag: romantic
Jul 302014
Fabio. Fabio. Fabio. Fabio. I could say it forever on end, morning, noon and night! Every second in between too! If only I could have him, I would be happy all day every day! I…Continue Reading
May 292012
Hello, soldiers! Greetings! A wondrous thing has happened! With the dawning of the twenty first century, the dating scene has been revolutionized! Revamped! America is now online and we are stoked- everything is so…Continue Reading
May 142012
The other day, I saw a dead squirrel in the middle of the road. It had been run over by a car or two and it was flattened and covered in fresh blood, a…Continue Reading
Apr 262012
I’ve been talking to a lot of the boys lately and oh my goodness! What *babies* they have become! Sissies! Pansies! It’s bad, so bad! They’re complaining (if you can believe it) that women…Continue Reading
Apr 102012
My stupid “Master Whatever-His-Mom- Calls-Him” story? I thought it was starting out fantastically. I anonymized everyone expertly- from “St. Septemberstine” to “Bermuda Shortie’s” to “LilyPad the Great Sheepdog”, I thought I did wonderfully well!…Continue Reading
Dec 022011
Dear Santa! Hello there, you jolly old thing! Been awhile since I’ve written, I know, I know, but I have kind of a Christmas emergency: I have two million seconds to find a boyfriend before Christmas…Continue Reading
Nov 112011
Posted on November 1, 2011 by Bri There had never been a woman like Dixie Doubloon. She was tall and fiery, dauntless and bold and she stood at the hull of her ship, gazing out…Continue Reading
Sep 152011
Walt Disney. What a name! We all know him, we grew up with him! Most of us ladies associate him with childhood and happy endings, the dream of finding true love and men who will…Continue Reading