Posted on October 30, 2012 by Bri Ladies and gentlemen, John Steinbeck is the man. Thanks to him, I went East of Eden, Travelled with Charley and before I’d even graduated from my Catholic…Continue Reading
Jun 182018
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Jun 142018
Hello, friends! Frustratingly enough, my “OSTERMAN SAGA” is slowing down a mite before it takes off, but your humble narrator is being wildly, wildly careful to get everything down exactly as it happened. Surely I…Continue Reading
Jun 052018
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May 062018
Before I begin my next installment in my OSTERMAN Rant, I would like to stress something: *I* have done NOTHING wrong here. I’ve done nothing illegal, I’ve committed no crime and the Ostermans? They don’t…Continue Reading
May 042018
“It was a moment of stupidity at your expense. Something I regret and I can never take back. If I could, I would. I am very sorry. It was not an accident, it was a…Continue Reading
May 032018
Do you know this family? This warped and wicked, sick and twisted, crooked and cracked, lopsided excuse for a family? These are the OSTERMANS and I don’t know what they’ve been smoking, but they…Continue Reading
Aug 302017
YOOOOO HOOOO! Caitlynnnnn!!! GIRLFRIEND! I am so excited to finally be writing you, you gorgeous thing! For years I have watched you! Looked up to you! Believed in you in every way! To me,…Continue Reading
Jul 262017
My Darling Barry Manilow~ I love you! You may not believe this, but I have been a closet Fanilow since early high school! Even in the face of the late nineties and the Can’t…Continue Reading
Dec 222014
Dear Miss Mugshot~ GlRL! You caved! I never dreamed he’d get you to the altar, I thought you had backed out by the time I started this project. Dammit. You were the only other woman…Continue Reading
Jul 202012
People are always asking me if I have ever had a “good date” off Plentyoffish, met someone I wouldn’t mind seeing again. I always roll my eyes, laugh haughtily and say no . .…Continue Reading